As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. I need him, but there are days he's just not there for me.
Then I go to see John, but he pissed me off so I told him to go flush himself.
Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention, but he can be a real pain.
When he leaves, Arthur Itis shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed w/ Ben Gay, but sometimes he rubs me the wrong way.
What a life!
Oh, yes, I'm also flirting w/ Al Zymers, but he can be so darn forgetful!
And remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper,
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.........
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You're freakin' hilarious my dear! Very creative - I love it!
Thanks for commenting. Hilarious? Yes. Creative? Yes. My work? No,.. Hehe, I actually came across it online, and thought it was so funny I just had to post it. Thanks for stopping by! :)
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